::Fairy On The Moon::

Went to Zouk Yesterday. The crowds were as frightening as usual. And the queue..was well.. You would think people were queing for free movie tickets or gold bars or something.

And of coz. Only idiots Queue for 2 hrs.

And yes. I was one of those Idiots.

Met up with M yesterday ( Can't put his full name. It may ..welll...you will see..)
Haha..he sent me home yest..nice nice. :) )
Saw his Ex-galfren are Zouk last nite. I saw her at Lido the day before. In fact, ive been seeing her alot. Gladys commented that she wasn't looking too good. I sniggered evilly of coz.

Mentioned to M i saw his Ex.
and then started the Bitching.
No.i wasn't the one bitching. M was the one bitching about his Ex.Harhar! It was pretty funny. You know, his comments, like " God..she is so fat, when she wears those tube tops, all the fats on her armpits start to squeeze out.."
And then he went on abt how "she was so fat, that clothes looked unflattering, especially since she wears ultra tight tops that never fit her right. "..and how he pitied her future bf coz he wld have alot to deal with. What could i say? I could only laugh...

Had a really evil thought! I was really hoping she would see me and M together at Zouk yesterda! It would have been really funny..especially the look of horror on her face. I can just imagine her saying this if she saw me and M together.

Ex:" That stupid Bitch is with my Ex boyfren. God. I can't believe That she is stealing my Ex. I hate that stupid Bitch!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!??!?!"

Haha..i told M, that i had hoped his ex gf would see us together, so she wld start cursing and swearing. That would have been Funny. Its amazing how in the past i used to be so full of fear of her. How i would always let myself be a Victim. How whenever she got jealous and envious..and how she would ALWAYS accuse me of being together with him. But its sad, coz me and M have always and will always be Platonic friends only. I have, and will never be attracted to him in that kinda way, and he never to me..so what's her deal? She would always accuse M and me..of God knows what. And all her jealousy, her viscious bitching about me, and horrible Rumour spreading. That girl never left me alone, thought i never even knew her, not did anything to her. And throughout her ENTIRE relationship with M, though she was so horrid to me, i never said a single mean thing abt her, nor did i ever bitch abt her. But now it's different. i feel so liberated, because i realise i don't have to give a Sh*t abt what she thinks.

So she thinks I wanna go out with him.
So let her think so.

So she is upset that, even after she broke up with him, he is still frens with me.
So let her be upset.

because i don't really care what she thinks anymore. I don't really care abt her evil malicious rumours anymore. I don't care at all because im better then that. it used to disturb me alot, how she did all that kinda stuff. But now the more she does it, the more back biting, and jealousy..the happier i feel..coz i realise now that she's just envious. ( of what i dunno?) obv she feels threatened by me, coz something abt me jus has gotta be better than her ain't it?

Even after her breakup, she told M " You will never ever go out with Dawn will you. Or will you go out with her now?"

and M gave her the correct response :" It's not really your business is it?"

So me and M know the truth. That we are, and have always been platonic frends. And never will be anything more. We both know this so well. So even now as she sees as going out together, and starts all her jealousy. what do i care? You gave him up. And you want to dictate his life? madness.

After all the nonsense i have had to put up with her ..now im finally better, coz im not afraid of her anymore. It's no longer, " Eh M, i don't think its a good idea for us to be seen in public together because i think ur gf may get the wrong idea and stab me."
but now, its more like " Ok..i want you to see me with HIM. and i hope you are jealous. i hope damnn well you get the wrong idea. because when you get jealous, you suffer, not me.."

Yes..it was evil. I am evil..i was really hoping she would see me get into his car. She would really get a heart attack. And i could give her that irritating smirk. haha. I would no longer cower away, but i would just smile in triumph. haha.

well..anywae i told M abt all these..and he thought it was pretty funny.
haha. You can't blame him. She hurt him really bad i guess..

dawn fairy on the moon at 12/31/2004

Im wondering If i should actually go out to celebrate NYE ( new years eve)
I mean..christmas Eve was bad enough. Orchard seriously looked like an atomic bomb had fallen upon the streets..or someone had littered the streets with grenade bombs. GAWD
and all the bangla workers! i means seriously...can't they read? I mean..seriously, now that we're on the 21st century, i believe Literacy rates are on the rise. It's alarming how people can't even read or comprehend basic English instructions.

You know those stupid foam spray cans? Those people were happily spraying the foam everywhere. And at least 6 stupid fools pounced up upon me and sprayed the foam INTO my eyes. And they were all laughing. As if it were the funniest thing in the world. I find the fact that they don't even know the basic fundamentals of common sense even funnier actually..I am so damn sure that there are instructions written at the back of the can stating :" Keep away from face...Keep at least 15 cm away from the face and eyes. In case of contact with eyes, pls wash immediately". Common sense will tell u spraying foam into people's eyes can cause BLINDNESS. And they think thats funny? Wait till they get the hospital Bill. I think thats funnier. ..

Im still thankful that im not blind, and yes, i didn't get groped. haha ( maybe i just cannot make it yah) Orchard during Christmas eve is really really rowdy, and wild..it makes WWF look like kids stuff. Seriously. But one of the main highlights of that night was when one of the dumb "I-like-to-spray-foam-into-your-eyes-coz-i-am-oh-so-juvenile-and-i-am-severely-deprived-of-better-entertainment-and-i-jus-haven-got-a-life-and-i-never-learnt-how-to-read-in-sch-coz-i-left-my-brain-in-an-ammonia-case-at-home" fools sprayed the foam into this Ah Beng's eyes. And this AH beng immediately jumped upon him, and cursed very loudly in hokkien..(the most hokkien curse words i EVER heard in a single sentence. Applause) .. And the dumb foam-sprayer yelped in fear and started running away really fast..and the Ah Beng chased after him..all the way across the roads..and leaving behing a proliferation of very colourful hokkien I (maybe even some teochew i suspect...multilingual bugger ain't he?) curse words. The Poor fool eventually got caught by the Ah Beng, and well..what can i say? I guess he won't be spraying foam into anyone's eyes anytime soon. Especially since he probably lost the use of this limbs..when the Ah beng Broke them. Ok..i was kidding. I wldnt know if the Ah beng broke his limbs.
Hahah...its quite tragic seriously..

but these people..choose victims also dunno how to choose properly.

Haiz..should i spend Nye out? or jus stoning at home?

dawn fairy on the moon at 12/31/2004

The Entire world is going overseas to study. Its sad. I should have begged my mum harder previously to let me study overseas. I didn't beg hard enough. Damn.
Ky, Kenneth, Darren...SJ...well..most. Haiz...So envious. And so sad. I wish someone would pack me into his suitcase, and bring me overseas too!

dawn fairy on the moon at 12/31/2004

Monday, December 27, 2004

How to make a Dawn Wong
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts crazyiness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom

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dawn fairy on the moon at 12/27/2004

i miss Aussie!

dawn fairy on the moon at 12/27/2004

Saturday, December 18, 2004

Oh yah..heres a tip for all those who wanna fall in love..( or who may be looking for love)..

=Two ways to find love.=

1) Ask for their number on the SBS bus.

2) Enter the wrong toilet..."accidently" ( at your own risk. This dosen't work all the time)

haha..

* This is purely a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real life people is entirely 'coincidental'. *Koff koff*..*choke choke*..MWAHHAHA..

dawn fairy on the moon at 12/18/2004

Finally back from Aussie! Sydney to be more precise. Now i understand why they don't have any decent amusement parks (Luna park. Right. Point taken.) or Disneyland thriller rides in Sydney. Mainly coz they Don't need one. The cab rides were more then "thrilling" enuff. When i watched the way the meter ticked furiously..it set my heart pounding waaaay faster then any thriller right. Transport is Sydney is a frightening affair. When you see how expensive the damn transport is...it's enuff to make your hair stand. I could swear my palms were sweating when we sat in the cab.....( Im sorry Disney..this tops all your horror rides.)

Ok..that aside..Sydney was great. Fun and all. Shopping was fantastic. Pity i ain't got no mommy dearest's credit card. Damn. In future..i need to travel with people who have generous parents that endow them with the master card. Then i can swipe..swipe..and swipe..hahaha..and of coz..i won't be the one to get a heart attack when the invoice comes in at the month. The fashion and clothing in aussie is fantastic! And even their own home brands are REALLY cool too. Sadly...being a prisoner of poverty..i could only mostly stare like a sad puppy dog at the windows..next time i go overseas...remind me to bring at least a few k...hahaha

And i know why Australians are so thin! Because they do so much walking! haha.. of coz half the time we were quite lost..(that explains alot of the walking) And yes..now i finally understand the very importance of Geography. Now i understand why we had to learn the dreaded map reading. If only i wasn't sleeping back den in all my geog/map-reading classes. Many years later..i have come to a conclusion. I am USELESS at reading maps ( and so r my frends..haha)...and reading a map in a geog exam..is rubbish. Coz it won't help in the real world. Ok. Anyway im convinced that the only reason why people buy maps is to use them as placemats. Or perhaps hamster bedding. Other then that, they are quite useless. haha.. Sometimes i better to rely on instinct. But anyway, since the transport is so horrifically expensive..i suppose i rather walk and get lost. I save the moolah..coz i save on transport..and i save on Californian fitness gym fees...(coz all that walking wld give me better thighs then the 'thighmaster' wld anyway!)

The architecture in Aussie is nice. Very victorian-ish and stuff. Lotsa gothic-ish looking churches. i like. :) hehe.. And for once i am able to see the clear blue skies..which in singapore..is a rarity because the view is always obstructed by those huge..hulking HDB flats. It's a pity Sydney's shops close SOOOO early..hardly enough time to shop. But now i can see why aussies enjoy themselves so much. Because it's slack. Because it's Fun. and because they are not a one party state. ok. Woops. Forget the last statement. It must be great to work in australia. People..very frendly..hunks..PLENTY! OOOooo! i wanna go back already!

Ive got a picnic going on at Sentosa tmr...and i was supposed to bake a cake..
but since i have only got CORNFLOUR now and not PLAIN FLOUR...( Because Men just don't get it) hmm..so now i'll have to make potato salad. Since i have ten potatoes at home. Why not? Gawd. I hope my frends all don't die of food poisoning tmr. Haha. Since my potato salads, are rarely palatable (except to my pets maybe) ..i tremble at the outcome...

dawn fairy on the moon at 12/18/2004

im putting a stop to the play temporarily.

it sounds just far too much like reality.

What is one thing every guy needs to know..(ontop of the 1001 other things they need to know..coz they obviously don't?)

here it is..
..You can't use CORNFLOUR to bake a cake or cookies!!
ARGH!

Men!!!!!

dawn fairy on the moon at 12/18/2004